God’s To-Do List Mug

Ah, no better way to spend your morning sipping coffee from the mug of your creator.
This hilarious mug is the PERFECT gift for the evangelical in your life.

The list is a pretty accurate representation of God’s greatest achievements.

To-Do List:
1. Create humans
2. Drown most of them for no reason
3. Get crucified to win back their trust
4. Lay low for the rest of time

I mean just take a peek at that inviting smile. How could you fill up any other mug to start your day?

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