Crusader Mug

The Year was 1202 and the battlefield was a blood soaked mess. I woke up stunned, hoping the battle had ceased, or at least I could get back up to fight. I grabbed for my hilt and there was nothing there. A few paces out from where I was downed I could see a huddle of enemy soldiers preparing to execute 3 fellow crusaders: Michael, Peter, and Hogard. I felt powerless, knowing that I was in no condition to save them… that was until I remembered what I had put in my small pack earlier; my Crusader Mug. I rolled over and dug into my knapsack, retrieved it, and felt a second wind come over me. I ripped a roar as loud as the Heavenly Father and charged brazenly at my enemies. It must have been 10 or 12 men. They stood no chance, for I had the power of the Crusade within my grasp. With my blood soaked, and blood filled, mug in hand I cried out, “FOR I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS. ALL MEN WILL BOW TO THE SOUL RIPPING VACUOLE THAT IS MY MUG.”

And here the legend of Maris was created. It is thought that just one sip from the contents of this mug could offer the user god strength, fortitude, and will.
Be careful if you must indulge.

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