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Grammar Expletive Mug

Inform people on how to better get a grip on the English language with this Grammar Expletive Mug. Why let people know which form of ‘your’ is correct in a nice way, when you can add words like ‘fuck’ into the equation? This mug certainly doesn’t hold back and you certainly should not hold back from buying it. Anyone who puts grammatical abuse as high on their list of pet-peeves will be sure to get a kick out of this mug.

Social Ability Mug

Inform others of your ability to socialize without having to socialize with them! Point to your mug which they can then analyze and determine your current ability to hold a conversation. This mug is great for the office and is the perfect gift for that early morning grump in your life. Hell, why not get it for yourself, constantly refill it, and never engage with another person again?

Toilet Mug

This mug treads in some contaminated waters… Not for the faint of heart, but certainly for the faint of maturity. This Toilet Mug will remind you of exactly what issue you need to address upon completion of the coffee you put inside it. Make no mistake, there is no mug like this and you probably need it in your life.

Grenade Mug

“Please take a number so I can end your career.” Check out this novelty gag that will be a sure hit around the office. Let your co-workers know that you mean business by proudly displaying your interest in taking down the entire office.

Have a Nice Day Mug

The most passive aggressive mug we have ever seen. A perfect way to innocently tell people how you feel. We are not liable for the negative reaction this mug could invoke, but we highly recommend taking it to work and expressing your true self. Why bottle up all those negative emotions when you can simply tell everyone to ‘fuck off’ with each sip of your morning coffee?

Grumpy Cat Mug

The perfect mug for that grumpy office mate or friend of yours, or even for the grumpy morning person in you! A humorous mug based on the popular internet sensation Grumpy Cat. This mug has practical applications as well. Fill it with coffee and inform those around you that you have no interest in anything they have to say to you! Once you have finished drinking your coffee simply remove the cup from your table or desk as a sign that you no longer hate the world.