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God’s To-Do List Mug

Ah, no better way to spend your morning sipping coffee from the mug of your creator.
This hilarious mug is the PERFECT gift for the evangelical in your life.

The list is a pretty accurate representation of God’s greatest achievements.

To-Do List:
1. Create humans
2. Drown most of them for no reason
3. Get crucified to win back their trust
4. Lay low for the rest of time

I mean just take a peek at that inviting smile. How could you fill up any other mug to start your day?

Cowboy Boot Mug

If you are ever planning a Western Themed party make sure to invite the dude who rocks this bad boy. Get your chug on with this Cowboy Boot Mug. It is made from plastic, so hot beverages are not recommended, but BEER is highly recommended. It holds a pint and the handle ensure the warmth from your hand doesn’t taint the coolness of your freshly poured brew. Knock some boots with the boys and sip with elegance and style.

Molar Mug

This mug is pretty lame unless you are a dentist. If you are a dentist you shouldn’t be buying this for yourself either, you should be receiving it as a gift. No one likes dentists or jokes about them, so no one will really like this mug.

Social Ability Mug

Inform others of your ability to socialize without having to socialize with them! Point to your mug which they can then analyze and determine your current ability to hold a conversation. This mug is great for the office and is the perfect gift for that early morning grump in your life. Hell, why not get it for yourself, constantly refill it, and never engage with another person again?

Toilet Mug

This mug treads in some contaminated waters… Not for the faint of heart, but certainly for the faint of maturity. This Toilet Mug will remind you of exactly what issue you need to address upon completion of the coffee you put inside it. Make no mistake, there is no mug like this and you probably need it in your life.