Ah, no better way to spend your morning sipping coffee from the mug of your creator.
This hilarious mug is the PERFECT gift for the evangelical in your life.
The list is a pretty accurate representation of God’s greatest achievements.
1. Create humans
2. Drown most of them for no reason
3. Get crucified to win back their trust
4. Lay low for the rest of time
I mean just take a peek at that inviting smile. How could you fill up any other mug to start your day?
The ‘Unt’ Mug has met its match. This ‘Ick’ Mug, which holds no subtle meaning at all (ignore the giant black D), is its predecessor and belongs in every coffee cupboard in the continental United States. Sip from your ‘Ick’ mug while your wife sips from her ‘Unt’ mug. Truly a match made in heaven.
Inform people on how to better get a grip on the English language with this Grammar Expletive Mug. Why let people know which form of ‘your’ is correct in a nice way, when you can add words like ‘fuck’ into the equation? This mug certainly doesn’t hold back and you certainly should not hold back from buying it. Anyone who puts grammatical abuse as high on their list of pet-peeves will be sure to get a kick out of this mug.
“Please take a number
so I can end your career.” Check out this novelty gag that will be a sure hit around the office. Let your co-workers know that you mean business by proudly displaying your interest in taking down the entire office.
The perfect mug for that grumpy office mate or friend of yours, or even for the grumpy morning person in you! A humorous mug based on the popular internet sensation Grumpy Cat. This mug has practical applications as well. Fill it with coffee and inform those around you that you have no interest in anything they have to say to you! Once you have finished drinking your coffee simply remove the cup from your table or desk as a sign that you no longer hate the world.
Ensure you are keeping consistent in your morning medication routine with this prescription coffee mug. Enter the zone of motivation and efficiency upon consumption of your morning dose. Be sure to follow the instructions closely to avoid any issues. Sip strong and refill as necessary.