Ah, no better way to spend your morning sipping coffee from the mug of your creator.
This hilarious mug is the PERFECT gift for the evangelical in your life.
The list is a pretty accurate representation of God’s greatest achievements.
1. Create humans
2. Drown most of them for no reason
3. Get crucified to win back their trust
4. Lay low for the rest of time
I mean just take a peek at that inviting smile. How could you fill up any other mug to start your day?
The Year was 1202 and the battlefield was a blood soaked mess. I woke up stunned, hoping the battle had ceased, or at least I could get back up to fight. I grabbed for my hilt and there was nothing there. A few paces out from where I was downed I could see a huddle of enemy soldiers preparing to execute 3 fellow crusaders: Michael, Peter, and Hogard. I felt powerless, knowing that I was in no condition to save them… that was until I remembered what I had put in my small pack earlier; my Crusader Mug. I rolled over and dug into my knapsack, retrieved it, and felt a second wind come over me. I ripped a roar as loud as the Heavenly Father and charged brazenly at my enemies. It must have been 10 or 12 men. They stood no chance, for I had the power of the Crusade within my grasp. With my blood soaked, and blood filled, mug in hand I cried out, “FOR I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS. ALL MEN WILL BOW TO THE SOUL RIPPING VACUOLE THAT IS MY MUG.”
And here the legend of Maris was created. It is thought that just one sip from the contents of this mug could offer the user god strength, fortitude, and will.
Be careful if you must indulge.
Are you trying to inspire yourself or someone you know to ring in the New Year? Perhaps this inspirational mug will come in handy. This Get Shit Done Mug is just the reminder you need every time you fill up with your favorite tea or coffee.
Let that caffeine boost and positive thinking enhance your focus and drive.
A wonderful gift for the Type A personality friend or family member we all have.
Hey! A mug shaped like a cube, or a pug, depending on your own perceptions… I guess. Either way if you are a fan of geometrically gratifying mugs that defy what you understand about a cylinder this mug is for you. At the same time, if you simply love pugs this mug will be your match.
The ‘Unt’ Mug has met its match. This ‘Ick’ Mug, which holds no subtle meaning at all (ignore the giant black D), is its predecessor and belongs in every coffee cupboard in the continental United States. Sip from your ‘Ick’ mug while your wife sips from her ‘Unt’ mug. Truly a match made in heaven.
No doubt in the current era being ‘green’ is cool. This means recycling things that we would otherwise simply toss into a trash bin. Sometimes recycling your tea or coffee is equivalent in importance to recycling that cardboard box. Look no further, as your dilemma has been solved. This Recycling Bin Mug is the answer you have been looking for. Quite sporty indeed. Sip strong from this delightfully cute receptacle.
Step into a tropical paradise with this delightful Flamingo Mug. While stationary it appears to be a flamingo, but turn this bad boy upside down and you have a upside down flamingo mug, wow, such mug. This mug is as tacky as it is beautiful, which works out splendidly for the customer base at Mug Zone. Also makes for a great shrimp cocktail vesicle.
Take a shot of caffeine straight to the face – 10 points! – with this Gun Mug. The sleek black handle will empower you with every sip of your equally black coffee, as the owner of a mug this favorable wouldn’t have it any other way. You will feel protected even though you aren’t armed! Great gift for the NRA member you love or hate! We recommend reloading when the clip is empty.
If you are ever planning a Western Themed party make sure to invite the dude who rocks this bad boy. Get your chug on with this Cowboy Boot Mug. It is made from plastic, so hot beverages are not recommended, but BEER is highly recommended. It holds a pint and the handle ensure the warmth from your hand doesn’t taint the coolness of your freshly poured brew. Knock some boots with the boys and sip with elegance and style.
This mug is pretty lame unless you are a dentist. If you are a dentist you shouldn’t be buying this for yourself either, you should be receiving it as a gift. No one likes dentists or jokes about them, so no one will really like this mug.